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Mischievous Grannies
Updated: Dec 23, 2019
Female Twins - 72 years - 5’3” - 180 lbs
Mischievous, Jokers, Uncaring, Loyal (to one another)
Older twin grannies that love to cause havoc and live by the term “YOLO.”
Personal Questions
Birth Name: Abigail Burnham / Lillian Burnham
Nickname: Abi & Lil
Looks: White Puffy Hair / Saggy Skin w Sun Damaged Texture / Faded Tattoos
Casual Attire: Big Cardigan / Floral Print Dress / Flats / 1920’s Makeup / Push-Up Bra / Walker w Pink Tennis Balls / Glasses
Dress Up Attire: Animal Print Bodycon Dress
Sleeping Attire: Long Night Gown
Jewelry: Pearl Necklaces / Long Earrings
Best Feature: Adventurous Attitude
Birthdate: November 3rd, Scorpio
Living Area: Earth / US / Louisiana / 1 Bedroom Apt / King Bed
Car/Transportation: Yellow Punch-Buggy Volkswagen / License - DTFSLUTS
Most Prized Possession: Best Friend Promise Rings (from childhood)
Familial Questions
Family: Loving and caring family overall / Father: Clown / Mother: Drama Queen / Marriage: Unstable, but lasted til they passed - True Love
Childhood Questions
First Memory: Coloring the walls with marker with each other
Favorite Toy: Personalized Barbie Dolls (chopped up)
Favorite Game: Trick the Teachers (fill in for one another)
Best Friend Growing up: Each other
Fondest Childhood Memory: Beating up a kid for talking badly about them
Worst Childhood Memory: Getting hot sauce in their eyes
Adolescent Questions
First Date: They went on double date / sabotaged their dates by continually switching to see if they would be able to tell one another apart.
View of Authority: They know there are laws, but they don’t care too much about following them.
High School Background: They were the outcasts and bullies, no one messed with them / skipped school a lot / got detention quiet a bit
High School Goals: Get past it as soon as possible, even if that means cheating
Occupational Questions
Retired / Living on Retirement Funds & Medicare
Likes & Dislikes Questions
Hobbies: Writing Graffiti / Knitting / Smuggling Drugs
Worst Enemy: Suzy Brown. Real Bitch.
Music: Rock & Roll
TV: Golden Girls
Food: Love: Watermelon & Prunes / Hate: Tuna
Drinks: Straight Gin
Annoyances: People that don’t shut up / Cops / Good Kids
Sex & Intimacy Questions
Sexual Orientation: Both Straight
Relationship Status: Single & Ready to Mingle
Virginity: Had lots of experience / Diseases galore
Marriage/Kids Thoughts: No children / past marriages didn’t work out
Drug & Alcohol Questions
Drinks / Drugs: Drink Everyday / Drugs on Occassion
Past with Drugs & Alcohol: First started drinking when 12 / Drank and did drugs whenever from there
Morality Questions
Regret: Nothing. They live for the moment. No regrets.
Most Proud Of: Trying XTC with a group of cops
Redemption: Might be possible / but only with a lot of begging and pleading
Bad Habits: Swinging breasts back and forth when bored
Scared of: Old Men / Cats / Cat People / Babies / Bees
Wrong with people: Everyone’s just too much of pansies / speak up
Miscellaneous Questions
Short-Term Goal: Live It Up / YOLO
Long-Term Goal: No thoughts on a future / Not much more time
Any Other Background Information:
After their midlife crisis, the two twins decided to spend each and everyday living it up and not caring about their future. They were never really “straight-edge” but wanted an excuse to really lash out and not care about consequences.
The twins don’t have many differences, and are essentially the same person, they love it though - Double the Fun.